Get Off My Lawn w/ Gavin McInnes - GOML Podcast

GET OFF MY LAWN

This talk show features Gavin McInnes going through the day’s events with regular guests and making fun of this unbelievable Clown World we are living in. It's like his show on CRTV (now Blaze TV) but not as clean. It’s basically Tucker Carlson Tonight if he was a rude drunk.

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01:38:56
S5E47 - DEGREES OF DEFECATION

Casual Mondays are back so we meander through bums at the barber, Larry Barnes' pads, the KC Chiefs, a 30% chance of rain, hood rats on the gondola, some comedy...

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01:27:37
S5E46 - YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY

In this particularly grumpy episode, Gavin attacks delivery men, Ryan's cookie receipt, Hari Kondabolu, Bezhani Sarvar, Justin Trudeau, Patriot Front, Joe Biden...

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01:35:25
S5E45 - WHEELCHAIR WHINERS

Jim Downey is a national treasure, the handicapped have jumped on the victim train, Red Cross is destroying our borders, Jews are making their advocates look ba...

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01:21:59
S5E44 - CHEMO THIS OLD CODGER

The IQ recession is getting so bad, we're going to have to create gulags and ship them all out of town or maybe just kill them all. Sean Strickland can stay. We...

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01:25:36
S5E43 - MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY

Trump is in a tear and the left are beginning to eat their own but before we discuss: Judas Priest is back, Eric Adams is Tracey Morgan, starving artists suck,...

01:28:29
S5E42 - MARK CUBAN IS A DOUCHE

After cringing at zoomers, albinos, and aviation in general, we focus our attack on Mark Cuban and his complete inability to understand D.I.E. Then, it's a brie...

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01:42:57
S5E41 - HUNGRY JUDGE

How much of what we listen to is influenced by something as inconsequential as a Big Mac? Jewish tunnels, takeovers, robots, Dave Chappelle, Gabriel Iglesias, K...

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01:46:49
S5E40 - A FATTER IS FATTING

Bleeps don't hear chirps, farmers are revolting, Daryle is dying, demons are looting, planes are falling apart, ratchet ho politicians are scamming, and pepper...

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01:46:32
GOML S5E39 - THE LAST EPISODE

Writing a summary of this show is hard to do. It has been an incredible experience making content for the Baby Monsters but all things must pass. Thank you for...

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01:26:54
S5E38 - WE'RE GONNA DIE

In this Competency Crisis super special, we realize the system has collapsed and we're the only ones who can fix it. It starts with the Butt Boys and ends with...

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01:41:02
S5E37 - TWISTED TRICKSTER

After laughing at Rob Smith for half the show, we call his biggest fan Fleccas to see if we were in the wrong. Nickelback are back with a song even worse than y...

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02:26:51
S5E36 - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Ryan and Gavin catch up on each other's recent TV appearances, took calls, and simped on Pierce Brosnan's wife.

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01:18:04
S5E35 - WET ROBOTS

We want to uplift women and guide them down the right path and that usually involves bashing feminists. It might get a bit insulting but please understand we ju...

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01:26:10
S5E34 - "A PEDESTAL OF HATRED"

We don't cry when white men die. Puerto Rican food is gross. POC are still behaving badly.

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01:23:25
S5E33 - RADIOACTIVE BUTT

We talk cannibalism, asian food, open the mail bag, look at a cuckmercial, Gavin learns about Bobo's schnoodle, we hear Ryan's daughter talk, get some details a...

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01:02:13
S5E32 - WE OUT OF 89

In this Competency Crisis episode, we cover the usual examples of modern decline, but also debut a new theme song for the bumper.

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01:25:45
S5E31 - FARTGATE

Before Ryan rushes off to have a baby, we manage to squeeze in a quickie with with John Kerry's fart, Owen Benjamin VS. TizzyEnt (AKA "My Chemical Santa"), Dhar...

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01:20:34
S5E30 - SAINT BABA O'RILEY

It's just another mellow Monday as we peruse the largest Christmas tree Gavin has ever owned, his wife's Five Guys fiasco, Dhar Mann acquiring self-awareness, B...

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01:53:29
S5E29 - ETHNITICITY

This entire episode revolves around fifteen of the most incompetent black female politicians currently serving the public. Giving merit the middle finger didn't...

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01:34:52
S5E28 - SERIOUS TUESDAYS

While the Western world burns, the elites' first priority is avoiding embarrassment. If kids get stabbed, they blame white supremacy and institute hate speech l...

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01:31:21
S5E27 - CASUAL MONDAYS

What if Mondays were goofy stuff and Tuesdays was when we get all serious? Let's try it. In this Casual Monday we discuss our Thanksgivings, Mohonk Mountain Hou...

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01:10:38
S5E26 - HOW TO WIPE YOUR ASS

More Dhar Mann mysteries, clarifying the firing of Cody Canuck, Mets fans and mental illness, the importance of drinking with coworkers, taking calls with back-...

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01:21:34
S5E25 - THE A-Z OF SEX

After mocking Biden and checking in on the War on Kids, we come across Planned Parenthood's educational porn and WHOA!

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01:36:33
S5E24 - HINDU DINDUS

Vivek's religion is silly, my brother's gay, the doghouse worked, Mr. Beast is cool, "I'm not sir," Kat Von D is Christian, Javier Milei won, "Hamas rocks," "Os...

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01:35:10
S5E23 - LETTER TO AMERICAN RETARDS

Liberal women are thoroughly enjoying the teachings of Osama bin Laden, DeSantis loves spaghetti, Trump's gonna come, BrooklynDad is vermin, Chat GPT got dewoke...

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01:10:54
S5E22 - FUCK LETITIA JAMES

"The Marvels" still sucks but "Be Cool" is worse. Nina Daniel is both a 6 and a 10. Will Smith got reamed. London Lads beat the cops. Muhammad was white. Matt P...

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01:33:11
S5E21 - DAD STRIKE

The boss put his entire family in the dog house but they don't seem to care. We also examine Ryan appearing in a variety of viral videos, UFC 295, Royce Gracie'...

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01:55:15
S5E20 - BUDDHA TRIXIE

Beauty is hard to attain, dead dogs make men cry, Kyle Dunnigan is still king, cumbrellas suck, face transplants are amazing, burnouts are retarded, so is Cori...

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01:16:42
S5E19 - MARXIST MUSLIM MEATHEADS

In this total stinker of an ep, we slog through Chinese Texans, #pretendians, queers for Palestine, and the complete inability the left has to see they had the...

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01:11:28
S5E18 - SUPER TITS

In this heaving pile of inane news bites we investigate harajuku-core, baseball golf, early 90s conservatives, Nathan Fielder's The Curse, Bram Stoker's Dracula...

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01:35:48
S5E17 - NIGHT FLIGHT

Trump joined Iron Maiden, don't put your seat back, "I'm not sir" is cutting his dick off, Hells Angels are going to prison, gays are immune to pepper spray, so...

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01:46:19
S5E16 - FOOL IN THE RAIN

We misgendered Led Zeppelin, voiceovered a murder in Brooklyn, and scared the shit out of a black guy in the elevator.

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01:57:18
S5E15 - SOCIALISTS AND THEIR BICYCLE HELMETS

Kevin Brennan is trending because he made fun of Matthew Perry, Ryan's fight wasn't videogenic, Gavin's Halloween party was a hit but his costume flopped, Katie...

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01:23:38
S5E14 - HOW DARE YOU USE SCIENCE!

Social media is tearing us apart and that's a good thing. We're getting better and they're getting worse. Jews are finally realizing they got the wrong bad guy....

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01:29:30
S5E13 - I'M DONE

The End Racism tour is over and our intrepid host is officially done with all public speaking engagements - forever. The poor bastard drags himself from the air...

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01:44:41
S5E12 - RAJNEESH HATES ABDUL

In this particularly cheery episode, we examine The Bleachers, trans rap, Golden Boy, Golden Hair, modern dance (thecarberrys), fake robots, Peter Thiel, grandp...

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01:24:19
S5E11 - SATAN LOVES DAYCARES

Before introducing you to 13 trannies who love to molest children, we enjoy Trump songs, rail at his gag order, review "The Equalizer 3," Google Taylor Swift's...

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01:32:39
S5E10 - NASHVILLE IS WOKE

After returning from a very controversial weekend in Tennessee, our intrepid host spends most of the show reading a complaint from someone who had their Instaca...

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S5E09 - CHICK STUFF

After deep diving into AOC's farts, we laugh at Hamas, stand with Turtleboy, lament retardation, attack comedians, and discuss important chick stuff like choosi...

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01:41:10
S5E08 - HELLS BELLS

The time has come to determine how many hits AC/DC had per year but before we do: Dylan Scott sucks, some dude jumped into the 9/11 Reflection Pool, Hillary Cli...

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01:40:39
S5E07 - IRAN GOT BORED

Iran sent Hamas into Israel knowing the backlash would be total and utter annihilation. We explain why but before we do: Sean OB, Columbus Day, Jacob Barnett's...

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02:01:45
S5E06 - THE DEATH THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

After Descartes a Kant, it's PB Brittania, shorts with black socks, Tyler Cherry - the gay spokesman for the Interior, antifa Celtics, African child abuse ritua...

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01:19:19
S5E05 - TEN DRAG QUEENS

Before listing ten examples of Drag Queen Story Hour being bad for kids, we enjoy Trump losing his temper at Judge Arthur Engoron, Gigi Gorgeous getting pregnan...

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01:31:05
S5E04 - BETTER THAN BACON

The boss is back from Manchester, flying still sucks, Acid Ghost might have raped someone, Sandy Kim is still taking pics, "Sisu" is good, "Jerry & Marge Go Lar...

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01:42:57
S5E03 - BEHEADED BY CLOWNS

In the first episode after being reinstated by Twitter, @XGavinMcInnes goes through every category we do here on GOML and gives a grumpy anecdote about each one...

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01:55:15
S5E02 - RHYMING WHINERS

Grumpy old Gav lashes out at rappers, Britney Spears fans, spoiled brats, trannies, and female comedians.

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01:37:40
S5E01 - RETARDEDLY SMART

In this weird, topsy turvy show, we start out with super heavy topics like living in fear of your government and harvesting babies organs. Then, we go to all th...

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01:44:23
S4E300 - PERSONALITY CRISIS

We bash through about a thousand examples of the Competence Crisis with a whirlwind finale focussed on aviation.