Remember when you were 14 
 Your dad taught you to shave 
 That wasn't a very fatherly way 
 For him to behave 
 You had to watch your first beard 
 Melting down the drain 
 A beard abandoned 
 A son betrayed 
 Your Dad taught you how 
 And look at you now 
 'Cos if your dad doesn't have a beard 
 You've got two Mums 
 Two beardless Mums 
 If your Dad doesn't have a beard 
 You've got two Mums 
 Two beardless Mums 
  
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 - The Australian Christian Lobby has called on its supporters not to "fear death" and instead push state governments to end COVID-19 lockdowns and restrictions. 
  
 - Musk tweeted in response that he would "prefer to stay out of politics." 
  
 "In general, I believe government should rarely impose its will upon the people, and, when doing so, should aspire to maximize their cumulative happiness," he wrote. 
  
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