Dusty finds a young lad who is passionate about western culture. The little drummer boy is Mel Gibsons long lost son, an unexpected result from a night on the piss fifteen years ago. This story must be told!

Studio segment

• Australian Year 8 Melbourne private school girl "identifies as a cat".
• New Zealand freedom protestors are pushing back against their demonic horse faced prime minister.
• John Farnham recovering after marathon surgery to remove a tumour from mouth. Please Pray for our Aussie legend!