NEW YORK CITY CRIME REPORT
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                    UNPROVOKED ATTACK! 
 A woman attacks an 88-yr-old man with a bag. 
 IHOP STABBING! 
 a DISPUTE over pancakes or something escalates into a stab! 
 KILO OF FENT at a DAYCARE! 
 A daycare is a front for selling large amounts of the most deadly drug on the market. 
 And a rather mellow first-time conversation with Carlos Danger - considered the consigliere of the DabbleVerse - in which I go into some detail about the redhead who was convicted of trying to murder me, and I talk about bitches in general.