On this guestless episode, we examine this new surge of “the cannibalism of the left” as male lesbians attack gay drag queens for being too offensive (no, we’re not kidding). We also take a look at these ridiculous women’s self defense videos where you’re supposed to grab a guy’s gun and shoot him in the balls or something. They don’t work. Finally, we check out some weird racist lady in San Francisco who thinks immigrants are “buying all our food.”